Tissue Impressionism - what it is all about.  Play with Idea Experiences through the device of Tissues. An endeavor to explore materials, architecture, politics, art, and existence using Tissue Covers.  An art movement created by King of Tissues.  

Think of an Idea Experience as a “traveling thought.”  The thought starts somewhere, moves around the mind, and creates an experience.

Tissue Couture - The elevated high end experience.   It is decreed that Tissue Covers shall be valued more than purses, vases, lamps, and other items due to the fact that Tissues can convey more Idea Experiences.

King of Tissues - Created this sandbox kingdom which he rules over with a Tissue in Fist. 

The Kingdom is called “JIZZTOPIA.”  It is a place where everybody comes together.

King of Tissues is a somewhat comical and benevolent ruler with a soft side.  Under the King’s rule, all subjects are required to use only “Soft Power” as the art of persuasion.  Soft Power uses reason, as opposed to Hard Power, that uses physical force to coerce.

The King of Tissues, finding no other simple equations for the layperson guidance, hereby promulgates the Equation of Liberty and the Equation of Justice to utilize in the Kingdom of JIZZTOPIA:

Justice = Distribution ± Punishment: in the Kingdom, we must find ways to increase Distribution (goods and services) and decrease Punishment (the tool of wrong).

Self Regulation + Self Determination = Liberty: in the Kingdom, each individual must self regulate and self determine in a manner that suits each individual’s unique goals.

King of Tissues is famous for declaring “Less than less is less than more.”

King of Tissues believes that the true path to enlightenment comes to fruition by focusing on the true path of Basic Political Science = Eat, Crap, Sleep.

King of Tissues lusts over the Turnip Prize.

King of Tissues is the sole maker of all his tissue covers.  He is a mediocre craftsman and leans into the style of mediocre as a way to add personality to the tissue covers.

King of Tissues is known to busk on the Las Vegas Strip, in full regalia and crown, because there are a lot of Tissue Idea Experiences that occur on and around the Strip, and his Kingdom is kind of lowly at the moment.

King of Tissues’ Goals: Grow the Kingdom of Jizztopia Tissue Empire.  Promulgate political art and political science stuff - Soft Power, Equation of Liberty, Equation of Justice, and the Basic Political Science path to enlightenment.  Create exhibits for the art movement of Tissue Impressionism and Tissue Couture.  Work with artists and architects to create Duchies.  Maybe one day have a Tissue Couture / Impressionism store front on the Las Vegas Strip.   

Landed property, domain of the Kingdom, chattel / legal stuff.  Please note the Kingdom proclaims the following as the King’s possessions not to be infringed by marauders, and intends to create a moat of legality to protect the King’s possessions:

Trademarks:  Tissue Lasso, ™ Tissue Crown, ™ Spring Dance ™ Jizztopia ™ King of Tissues ™ and other tissue cover art titles as designated.

Patent Stuff:  Patents exist or are pending in the works stage for: Spring Dance TM, Tissue Lasso TM, Tissue Crown TM, and Evolution Box.

"It is probable to inductively come to the conclusion: People seek Liberty.  Mechanisms and belief systems against the principles of liberty will gradually be vanquished by the indelible spirit of humanity seeking to hand forth the blessings of liberty to future generations - The Liberty Prophecy."

                                                               -King of Tissues